What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : I'm 24.

How can I watch porn on TikTok?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Sure.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

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P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

Me : No

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Thank you.

If women see themselves as free, dignified, human beings just as good as men, can Trump hang it up and just lose in a landslide at last? How can men who like and respect women help improve womens' self-esteem?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

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He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

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He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : Because it's month of August.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

He : Tea ?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Could some kind lady post me a photo of her hairy spread pussy? It has become extremely difficult to find new amateur photos and I would be infinitely grateful.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Trump is going to target known criminals in the country illegally for deportation. The Democrats have vowed to fight him every step of the way. Don't they understand this is one of the issues that cost them the white house, the house and senate?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Why am I single?

Me : I don't drink

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!